Standing Quietly


He stood quietly, or as quietly as mammoths stood, munching breakfast buttercups, and died; He was still there, digesting, twelve thousand years after missing lunch. His meat was edible, but the buttercups had faded. He stood quietly, or, as quietly as paleontologists stand, munching breakfast mammoth, stuffed with buttercups, and contemplated Death and efficient refrigeration. The rest, he sold, on consignment, to a fast-food chain who wanted to sell McMammoth. The paleontologist -- sentimental paleontologist -- insisted they also make McButtercups for the founder of the beast. Everyone died rich save the buttercups. Thus the chain, thus the binding, thus the world, standing quietly.


©  Copyright, 2000; Malcolm Beckett


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