A Curious Exhibition


Come on, youguys! someone shouted; Fatty's going to show us her bum! It was my first striptease; I wondered if I should dress up. We were a mixed bag, we Audience; spectacle-ators; narcissistic bum-watchers, boys and girls; we had both kinds. Will we be required to show Fatty ours? Mild anxiety of the Nether kind. But no, she was to solo. Relieved, we filled the stairs perhaps to her attic but I think it was a closet. Again, I do not know why. She backed in; that I remember, and I thought she might intend that we not connect the front with the back. So we, invited guests looked, in the manner of one attending an exhibition of some artist who is presenting works she thinks are rare though they are only Fat; mild embarrassment and a tendency to exclaim inappropriately. She bade us touch her rotund tush; I think we did; I know I wondered Why. What was the advantage in touching a warm mushroom? Her name was Florence; I thought she should not let us call her `Fatty' and rob her of what dignity her huge bum might have left her. I thought many things: That it was hot. That it was close, in there. That I really ought to be paying Attention; this was a Something to her. And that it was not very interesting; I'd rather hunt frogs. I think that you have probably never seen Fatty's bum; boy, that was a fat bum, he explained, bewilderedly.


©  Copyright, 2000; Malcolm Beckett


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