Dorothy


Good Day. Please forgive my considerable agitation; I believe that I am lost, as I cannot find them, nor the car that brought me here, or rather, somewhere over there, behind that wood. I am most extremely tired, and would be grateful for... Ah. Thank you. My name is... Night In the night, sometimes, I dream of dreadful things. I am terribly sorry about the gas. May I stay a while, anyway? Thang I beg your pardon, My Dear, but I suspect you haven't noticed that I cannot drink this water. There is a thang in it. Thank you very much. Daily Bugle Come out here where I can see you, all the rest of you! do you think I'm going to walk all the way to your houses, without knowing if you are there? You, up the street! You, down the way! Come out! Well, now I suppose you might as well come here, instead. Hmph. Illness Forgive me, My Dear, but I seem to have had a silly accident. Now, you have hands... would you mind, terribly? Oh, thank you... Absence I do not see you, packing, over there. I do not know what packing is about. And I do not care. I will lie here in the doorway, all by myself, happily preparing to be All Alone Forever. Again. Oh, were you going somewhere? Friends These are my friends. I have brought them home for a snack. Pay no attention to the one who farts. Death I am, as you may gather, in considerable pain. I may be dying. If it wouldn't be too much trouble to pat me while I do? Thank you. And I love you, too.


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